Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
14.06.2025 01:58

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I understand how hurricane paths work
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
How do I build rapport with anybody?
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I have complete contempt for fakery
Why is money considered to be the root of all evil?
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
What does it mean when a British person says "I can't be asked"?
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I know who the president of Turkey really is
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
What do you think hell is like?
I actually pay taxes
I can read
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
Can you DM your uncle’s wife for a video?
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have a reading level above third grade
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I see through liars
I can count
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”